31  Dec
no gods allowed

Michael Newdow is trying to get “so help me god” out of the inauguration ceremony. He is the same guy who sued over the “one nation under god” line in the pledge of allegiance.

I get that he is an atheist and that he thinks it represents a separation of church and state. Really, i do. I understand that there must be a separation of church and state and that we must take it very seriously. 

I dont think Michael understands though that you have to pick your battles. You want to make the paranoid Christian population even more paranoid and more often make reference to the US being Rome or a future Rome, etc?

Is it really that big of a deal? When he says it will there be waves of salvation spread through your television set’s godly glow? Will people fall to their knees and repent upon seeing the president say “so help me god”? will there be subsequent atheist internment? burning at the stake? a new crusade perhaps?

No, he will say it, most people wont even notice it, Michael Newdow will cringe and hopefully cry and the world will be just as it was before he said it.

I could understand not wanting your children to chant the words “one nation under god”. that makes sense to me, that isnt fair to children who dont believe in god or whose parents do not believe in god. But this, well its just silly.

And fo the love of god why is everyone so upset about Rick Warren giving the inaugural address? Obama was clearly against gay marriage himself! He and Biden both openly refused to support a federal law allowing gay marriage! I have tried to explain this to every myspace idiot posting “yes we can” bulletins along side their “no on prop 8″ bulletins. 

He does NOT support gay marriage. He is a “Christian”. He does not believe that homosexuals should be allowed to marry on a federal level. Why? Because his god tells him its wrong. 

So what the fuck does it matter that another Christian man who seeks to oppress or at least supports the oppresion of homosexuals is going to be a part of the inaugural address?

Use your head, for the love of (expletive censored)

Posted by Critoris, filed under Main. Date: December 31, 2008, 2:19 pm | No Comments »

If you live in California there is something you should know.

You’re being misrepresented and you are being ignored.

In the california legislature you must have a 2/3 majority of the vote to add or increase any taxes. The democrats really, really want to raise your taxes but the republicans have decided to ban voting on anything that raises your taxes while we are in this economic recession.

Then these douchebags came along: Darrell Steinberg and Karen Bass. These morons are actual elected representatives, both democrats. They came up with a plan to trick you out of your money. They changed the word “tax” to “fee” and passed it in the legislature with only a 51% majority. You see, because taxes and fees arent the same thing. Get it? Some of these “fees” include an added .28 cents per gallon of gas for a gas fee. See, its not the same as taxes. Taxes and fees are different because… no, I dont know where i was going with that. They are the same damn thing. Not to mention the law also mentions that a 2/3 vote is required for any changes to the “computation” of taxes or fees. So it is just plain unconstitutional no matter how you look at it.

California’s constitution apparently is all about semantics. When they made that law that required a 2/3 majority to increas taxes it wasnt about protecting Californians from excess taxes or unfair taxes, it was about that damned word. Taxes. Taxes, taxes, taxes.

These are the people we have elected to represent us. They mince words. They play games. They try to trick you into paying their excess “fees” by working around your elected representative. They know that most people dont want this. They do not care.

I heard that douchepurse Bass say something about having an obligation to do this to save the state from certain peril.

Excuse me? I was under the impression our elected representatives were elected to… get ready… represent us. To speak on our behalf, not to speak for us. You are supposed to be the voice of the people, not a voice for the people. We dont need illegal emergency salvation from you and your disgusting political constituents.

Sorry, let me be more direct.

Stop being douchebags and douchepurses (which i think should be the female version of douchebag). Do your damned job the way you are supposed to do it. Don’t forget who pays your salary.

Yes, I’m talking about me (us).

Posted by Critoris, filed under Main. Date: December 31, 2008, 1:50 pm | No Comments »

03  Oct
America the Broke

In 1933 the US government passed the Glass-Steagall Act. The act created the FDIC (Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation) for the purpose of insuring banks for up to $2,500 per depositor (this has increased to $100,000 per depositor). The act also prohibited banks whose main business was investment, from receiving customer deposits. This created the two major types of banks: deposit holding banks and investment banks.

The difference was that if you wanted to primarily be a bank that specialized in investing in the market, you could be regulated by the far less strict SEC (Securities and Exchange Commision, which was established the next year) and you could not receive any customer deposits. The deposit holding banks would have much stricter guidelines enforced by the Federal Reserve but would be insured by the FDIC for each depositor. This was done in the wake of the massive banking collapse and stock market crash of the late 20’s and early 30’s (the Great Depression). The bill essentially opened up separate competing markets for investment banks, securities banks and deposit holding banks while ensuring that any bank that Americans could physically give money to would actually be able to store it and the government could replace it if the bank was careless enough to lose it.

The SEC was meant to regulate investment banks and securities companies and to enforce the securities and investment laws. In the recent years many of the investment banks switched to deposit holding banks based on a law backed and signed by the Clinton Administration that allowed deposit holding banks to offer investment as well as insurance and securities. It was called the Gramm-Leach Bliley Act, it passed in 1999 and Clinton swears it is the saving grace of the economy during this crisis. The Act largely repealed the Glass-Steagall Act of 1933, which was meant to open up competition amongst the separate banking companies to help revive the market. Most of the smaller investment banks were bought up in merger deals after 1999 and only the major investment banks remained investment banks.

The banks that stayed investment banks just sold America out. Morgan Stanley, Merrill Lynch, Goldman Sachs, Lehman Brothers, Bear Sterns etc. all carelessly allowed themselves to get in to debt to equity rations above 15:1. For every dollar these companies had, they owed 15. Most of these companies were much higher than 15:1. Lehman Brothers had a ratio of 30:1 by the time they collapsed. Some of the banks faced bankruptcy and government intervention while others ended up being bought by larger banks in government brokered deals (which would have been prohibited before the Gramm-Leach Bliley Act in 1999).

The stock market began to slip significantly. People started questioning the stability of deposit holding banks that had been involved in subprime lending and adjustable rate mortgages and in the market in general. One of those banks was Washington Mutual. WaMu was one of the largest purchasers of mortgage debts from failing mortgage and loan companies. When people caught wind of all the major banks that were falling hard and fast, WaMu customers panicked and withdrew their money.

By the day’s end, the run on WaMu had destroyed it. Its nearly $300 billion dollars in assets was stranded by a completely devastated and broke bank. The government stepped in and brokered a deal that resulted in JP Morgan Chase buying up WaMu’s debt and deposits. WaMU’s collapse is not to be blamed on any presidential administration or failed oversight committee, though they should have been able to prevent it. WaMu’s collapse is to be blamed specifically on WaMu.

WaMu participated in irresponsible and careless subprime lending. Subprime loan recipients were already considered a huge risk and could not have previously received loans but companies like WaMu started giving out loans to anybody with a name and a social security number. The loans were unrealistic for the buyer, the homes were too expensive, the loan payments were too high and people could not afford them. Predatory, misleading lending at its best. This resulted in skyrocket real estate prices (then subsequently rock bottom prices) and massive amounts of foreclosed homes. It also resulted in the collapse of Indymac Bank and WaMu, which was the largest banking collapse in US history.

WaMu dismissed their CEO a couple weeks before the collapse and replaced him with another. The new CEO, who was employed by WaMu for 17 days received a $7.5 million signing bonus and an $11.6 million severance package while the shareholders were left with completely valueless stock. Similar situations occurred at Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, both of which are under investigation for fraud charges. I would not be surprised to see WaMu’s executives investigated as well as all the other banks I mentioned. These executives ran their banks into the ground, screwing over their shareholders and employees and lying about it the whole time. They hid the financial situation from the world and when the bank suddenly collapsed, they cashed in their multi-million dollar severance packages (or golden parachutes as they are called) and left everyone else with nothing.

The government began to panic as well. People were very concerned about the situation and talks of a “Second Great Depression” started hitting the rumor mill and blogosphere. President Bush suddenly claimed he had a plan. Now, it has taken me nearly two pages, single spaced, to even touch on the crisis and give some background. President Bush’s plan to “fix” the economy was 3 pages long. I am not sure of the exact wording on it but the gist was this:

Give $700 billion to the Secretary Of The Treasury (Paulson) and provide no oversight or regulation as to how he spends the money.

I shit you not. That was his plan. Secretary Paulson came out in favor of it and said there was no time to debate what would happen to the money or who he would give it to. He said it was “a debate for another time” because we needed to act fast in the wake of the severely time sensitive emergency. President Bush said the same, he made it seem like if they didn’t agree to the bill then the whole country would suddenly turn into Kazakhstan, all newborn babies would die, the women raped, children tortured, etc.

Congress, thank God, refused the request and instead called for a bipartisan hearing on the bailout bill. There were a ton of things to be added that included congressional oversight on spending, anti-golden parachute laws, assurance that no single dollar would go from a taxpayer to a company’s executive, extra insurance from the FDIC per depositor, etc.

The fundamental flaw of the bill seemed to be overlooked by the entire “bipartisan” group who worked on it. The flaw is that because the government failed to properly oversee the investment banks and mortgage companies, and because those companies behaved irresponsibly, the whole economy has collapsed on itself or at least is on the verge thereof and now we, the taxpayers and hard working, normal American people are being stuck with the bill to bail them out while the bill offers no help to the people who were hurt most by it. US!!!

Where does 700 billion dollars come from? Right from your pocket. You aren’t going to be getting a bill in the mail anytime soon but over the next decade you will slowly pay off the debt created by this abomination. Assuming there are approximately 250 million working and tax-paying Americans, the bailout bill runs each working adult about $3,000 each. Some economists and politicians say it is necessary to prevent the total collapse of the US economy while others say that the bailout package could unnecessarily prolong the ordeal for a decade.

I believe the latter. I think that when the banking system in an economy drives itself so far into debt that it collapses, the last thing you would want to do is drive the nation’s Federal Reserve into a 700 billion dollar debt with it. They have nowhere to get 700 billion dollars especially since it is expected to round out closer to a trillion dollars. It doesn’t exist. They are simply going to print fake bills and hand it to the banks. The congressional oversight that is supposed to protect the money from being wasted will likely be as pathetic as the oversight that allowed it to happen.

The democrats and republicans could not decide on the bill. They deliberated for hours carrying hand written pages of the bill from office to office of the House. Finally, after midnight that day they had reached an agreement and the bill was polished and sent to the House floor to be voted on the next day. The Democrats swore they had their votes in line and the Republicans swore they had theirs.

They were both either very dishonest or very naïve. There was a three hour “general debate” session before the vote and various candidates got up to speak their mind on the bill, many in favor, many not. Nancy Pelosi, speaker of the house, stood up to give her support of the bill. At least that is what she said she was going to do. Instead, she gave a speech about the failed economic policies of the Republican party and the President. She said that deregulation and free markets were essentially a myth. She said “the party is over”. She made it feel like voting for the bill meant you were voting to confirm that Democrats were always right and Republicans were always wrong.

She was endorsing and supporting the bill while damning it. The speech was disgusting and only proved that she was extremely biased and all she could see in politics was black and white. Right and wrong. Democrat and Republican. It was all about Nancy’s ego and the ego of the Democratic Party. Some Republicans, who had remained undecided, decided. They decided to follow Nancy’s pathetic example. They voted against the bill and put partisanship before the country. The bill was defeated in the house. Over 100 Republicans voted against it and about 90 Democrats voted against it.

The whole situation painted a picture of what politics today is all about for these people. It isn’t about the country, it isn’t about the people, it is about them. The whole thing is disgusting. They are both blaming each other for something that is very clear and plain and I would like to spell it out for them.

If you are a Congressman or Senator… this is your fault.

It is the whole government’s fault. Nancy is quick to blame deregulation and to idolize Clinton’s magical economic policies. She is quick to blame the republicans for deregulation and causing this whole mess but if it weren’t for the Gramm-Leech Bliley Act that deregulated the banks and securities then all of the major buyouts that I mentioned (Merrill Lynch, WaMu, Lehman Brothers, etc.) would have been illegal or at least heavily regulated and difficult to pull off in time. They would have been regulated under the Democratic supported Glass-Steagall Act of 1933. McCain Voted for the 1999 Gramm-Leach Bliley Act and Obama has been falsely blaming the Act for the crisis. Bill Clinton himself has defended the act saying it saved the economy from certain collapse.

The blame rests on the Republicans as well. If they want deregulation then they need heavy oversight. I agree that the Federal Government should not regulate businesses. Free market is wonderful; it made the US what we are. Regulation is another step towards socialism. However, deregulation with no oversight is another step towards suicide. If you want to deregulate and let the free market work its magic then you have to keep an eye on the companies to ensure that they are not putting the American people in financial danger or wrongly convincing the American people to invest. It can’t be so black and white, regulated or deregulated.

The blame cannot be placed entirely on the government either. The companies involved are to be held responsible as well. They had the privilege of participating in an actual free market and they fucked us. They were irresponsible, misleading, predatory and immoral. They didn’t give a shit about the country or the economy or their own investors and employees. They only cared about themselves. While the government should have been overseeing these companies and their actions, these investment banks are not the only businesses with little to no oversight. Hedge funds and private equity firms have little to no oversight and they haven’t been anywhere near collapse. This only shows that these banks were responsible for their own problems.

The bailout bill was reworked in the Senate this week and they passed it. It went down to the House for a vote today and passed. The bill made no sense when it originated from the Bush administration, it made no sense when it changed in the House and it makes no sense coming from the Senate. The bill is just plain reckless and unintelligent.

It will prolong our crisis. It offers money to the lenders, not the homeless and poor Americans that the lenders fucked over. It offers a bailout to companies that neither deserve nor require a bailout. It offers no punishment to executives who sold out their country and its economy. It has no basis of funding. It offers no common sense whatsoever.

It is a damned shame and the whole scene in Washington is disgusting. They are all frantically trying to figure out how they can save face politically, not whether or not the bill is realistic.

I wouldn’t say were completely fucked yet, but I wouldn’t deny it either. Especially since the two presidential candidates offer almost equally recockulous economic plans to “fix” the market. Jobs are down 159,000 this month. 6% unemployment is the lowest rate in five years. The country just bailed out Wall Street and added some small side notes that they claim could help the mortgage borrowers as well. I don’t buy it at all. The benefits for the actual American people that were added to the bill sound far too vague and not nearly firm enough. There should have been specific funds set aside for these people.

For now the nation isn’t completely fucked, but it is pretty close. I am not necessarily forecasting a “Second Great Depression” but…

Stay tuned because that will probably change.

Posted by Critoris, filed under Main. Date: October 3, 2008, 2:58 pm | No Comments »

Tad Simmons left me a comment on my blog about The Great Pacific Garbage Patch. He seems to have been offended by my harsh words towards environmentalists. Tad, of course, has an MBA and a BS and thinks that because I do not, and because i am not the CEO of my own company, and because i have differing views on the environment than he does, that I am a complete moron who doesn’t know right from left or my ass from a whole in the ground (Which i admit to have some difficulty with). He wanted to know “is your head coming out yet?” which my feeble, uneducated brain interpreted to mean he was saying i had my head in my ass. well i spent hours reading Tads comment to really try to grasp all the big words he put in quotes and that extremely in depth and professional MSNBC article he linked to but alas, i am just not smart enough. I dont even know how to read.

I was all ready to start a blog fight with this guy before i actually checked into who he was. Now, when i mentioned environmentalists in my blog you must understand the tremendous amount of bias and slang used with that word. The problem with the word is that so many people call themselves environmentalists and despite what Tad may say, most of them aren’t doing shit. They crusade around with their noses up and their intentions down. Promoting worthless or half-assed global solutions that they heard in an Al Gore speech. These people have done no research except getting into a trend. Pop culture. 

Because of the staggering amount of people who behave that way, I assumed Tad was the same but before i went off on a tangent I went to his website. Tad is part of a company that invests in environmentally sound companies. He is an actual “environmentalist”. A capitalist version, but none the less. I have no problem with Tad’s views on the environment or what he does. Truth be told it is respectable to have a company that refuses to invest in companies who do not care about the impact they have on their surroundings. I have no idea who they invest in or how sound the companies are, but the idea at least is respectable. 

My blog was more directed toward the sideline environmentalists. However Tad comes in with his quotation soaked comment and shows the major issue with Environmentalism, their PR department. People who consider themselves “Green” think it gives them the right to put other people down. They think that they are some how more dignified and more intelligent because they have a different opinion on a matter. Tad here, puts everything in quotes for me because if he didn’t, my unintelligent mind would melt and whither away. 

And yes, Tad I know about “dead zones” and “nitrogen cascades” because (time to use quotes for him) I also have a “computer” and the ability to “read” the news articles over the last week regarding “dead zones” and “nitrogen cascades”. But i dont parade around people “acting” like a “douche bag” because i know how to point my “web browser” to fucking “google news” to read the third story from the top. Way to go Tad you have proved the issue. The issue is not that there are not problems with the environment, its that there ARE problems with the environment and the “green” people have concentrated on the wrong issues and have half-assed their solutions and are acting like they have already saved the world.

So you want to help the environment, Tad? Figure out a way to disagree with someone without trying to sound smarter than them. Try to consider that maybe if you were respectful of people’s right to be skeptic rather than condemning them as unintelligent, they might actually listen to you. Think about how powerful an environmentalist movement could be if it wasn’t being polluted by egotism and elitism. Think about how powerful it could be if it wasn’t being represented by people like you.

So no, Tad. (Time to go back into quotations mode) I don’t have an “MBA” or my own “company” but i noticed that your “movement” is saying things are always getting “worse” so maybe there is something to what i said here. Maybe your “movement” should stop “crusading” and “assuming” that you are “smarter” than everyone else. Because it sounds to me like your “company” and your “movement” aren’t doing “jack shit” to help the environment… at least according to “msnbc news”. 

So Tad, is your head coming out yet?

“critoris”

Posted by Critoris, filed under Main. Date: August 17, 2008, 5:13 pm | 2 Comments »

I received these comments on my previous post. Thanks for the comment (although you did sound pretty snooty), I am always down for someone disagreement. That makes this all more fun. Now i have something else to write about.
  1. Jim Says:
    Hey dude, so yeah, Comcast sucks and everything, but it’s probably about time you stopped worshiping Google. Don’t kid yourself, they’re just as big of a corporation as any other. And if you want to talk about children, well http://valleywag.com/5016355/google-daycare-now-a-luxury-for-larry-and-sergeys-inner-circle .
  2. Jim Says:
    Oh, or maybe http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4647398.stm if you’re more into the “technology ethics” shtick. 

     

    Allow me to start by saying that I dont think i necessarily “worship” google. I also dont claim that google has never or will never “do evil” as their motto claims. What i do claim is that from my point of view Google has the best behavior of any company I have encountered, at least in their dealings with me and anyone i know personally and anyone i have read about (save the kinderplex victims which i will address below).

    The second comment is in reference to Google’s Chinese site. The story the comment links to seems to say it all for me. This article only seems to prove to me why i like google so much. In China the government controls everything. They can censor what they want, demand what they want and they get what they want. For years China has been censoring the internet and companies like Yahoo, Microsoft, Baidu, etc. are being forced to censor certain websites. For instance, if you are in china and you search for Tiananmen Square, you will not be finding any sites who talked about how screwed up it was for the Chinese to kill anti-communist protesters. If you searched for information on liberating Taiwan, you would be redirected to sites only who support China’s opinion (which of course is that Taiwan should never be free).

    The linked article points out Google’s participation in this terrible market. And yes, I think it is awful to censor the internet, I think it is a violation of someone’s civil rights (unless you are using it to look at naked children, see previous post). The only thing i disagree with Jim on is that i dont think this shows that Google is just another big company. I think it defines Google.

    Google decided to take place in the Chinese web market with the stance that participating and attempting to change things is better than boycotting. If Google boycotts the Chinese internet because of censorship, then everyone will use Yahoo, Microsoft or Baidu (who already has a higher percentage of searches than Google). Google, instead of turning tail and running, or boycotting like a hippie has decided to stay and follow the Chinese governments terrible internet rules.

    Google at least tells the user when they are being censored, the other sites i mentioned do not. Google also has removed all networking and blogging from their chinese site due to the Yahoo incident. Yahoo gave personal information about one of their users to the Chinese government and it helped put the journalist in jail for the next ten years. Google refuses to hand over this information but because they are in China and must fly by Chinese law, they are simply not going to take that information from their users. 

    “The company, whose motto is “Don’t do evil”, launched its new Chinese service less than a week after resisting efforts by the US Department of Justice to make it disclose data on what people were searching for.”

    The above quote from the linked article says it all for me. In the US where google can tell the government to stick it where it hurts, they do so. In china where the government controls everything, they are forced to play ball or go home and i think they do the right thing. I commend Google for thier actions in China and i hope to God that they are able to make a difference.  

    The first comment refers to a debacle in which Google’s founder allowed his sister-in-law Sergey Brin to convert the Google’s headquarter’s childcare facility into a much, much more expensive and luxurious center that many Google employees could not afford. This is a very rare mistake made by google although I do think Jim from the comment is stretching to point fingers now.

    Sergey Brin is the woman who rented out the basement that Google was started in, she now holds a lucrative, high paying position at Google. I will admit that i found it funny reading a story that claimed after interviewing several Google employees nobody could figure out exactly what her duties entail. It seems her duties are “helping us start the company in your basement all those years ago” and not much else. If i started a multi-billion dollar company i would probably bring the people who supported me along for the ride, any way i could.

    Though, Google did fumble here. Recently Google’s childcare facility, known as Kinderplex was in danger of being shut down due to the extremely low prices it was offering. Instead of going back to allowing an outside agency to control their childcare (as most corporations do) Google’s founders wrote Sergey a blank check to design one of the most impressive childcare facilities you could imagine. The square footage per child is astounding and the luxuries are plentiful. Google held focus groups and asked Google employees what they would think about a 75% raise in tuition for the center and the Google employees responded with a loud “Hell NO!” For whatever reason Google did it anyway, though they did manage to cut it down to a 70% tuition raise, which is a pathetic change in price and would be taken as an insult (if i were a google employee).

    Several Google employees have left the company over this or have been forced to seek outside childcare off campus. I do see why they are upset and I would be too. However, this is a very rare google fault. I am extremely interested to see how this develops over the next couple months as this is a relatively new turn of events and we haven’t heard much from Google’s founders.

    Again, Jim i think you are stretching to point fingers here. Google has made an obvious mistake and have done something that is not in their Employee’s best interest and they should fix it and apologize for it or give a damned good explanation as to why they stepped out of character here.

    On the other hand, even with extremely expensive childcare Google still treats their employees much better than most other companies. Google offers free meals, doctors on site, swimming and spa facilities, engineer’s are allowed to spend 20% of their time on independent projects, dry cleaning services,  on site oil changes and car washes, 8000 dollars a year toward a relevant degree, etc.

    Like i said, Google messed up here and I am not questioning that, but to say that this makes them “just as big of a corporation as any other” as the comment says it, is petty. I think people will always take a look at something like Google and try to point fingers, try to destroy the reputation of a company that is being appreciated, try to have the dissenting view. Be the one in the know. I do not claim that Google will never make a mistake and Google has problems like any business or group will. Still, if you really look at Google’s behavior in the market, politics and net neutrality they are still way ahead of the competition on the whole “do no evil” bit. 

    I am glad that people will always try to find something to point about. Maybe if more people pointed fingers at Enron, then it wouldn’t have happened the way it did. I hope that people do keep pointing and trying to disprove their motto and reputation. That will only make Google stronger or expose them as liars and either is good. If something proves that Google has stopped doing all the good things it does and starts replacing them with bad things then i will be the first to condemn them, but these two incidents do not prove it.

    They are just something to point at.

Posted by Critoris, filed under Main. Date: August 3, 2008, 1:43 pm | 2 Comments »

Comcast has caught my attention again this week. I have been harboring a brewing hatred for comcast anyway for their current actions towards peer to peer networking. If you dont know who comcast is, they are the nations largest internet service provider. For a while now, Comcast has teamed up with a company called Sandvine who engineered a program that sends TCP RST files to hosting IPs on peer to peer networking sites and software. This causes peer to peer traffic to halt and refuses to allow you to seed your files, thus making it harder for other people to download media from your computer.

So is this so wrong? Yes. It absolutely is.

Anybody who has comcast service and pays for unlimited upload and download speed has been tricked and lied to. Furthermore, Comcast has deliberately violated Net Neutrality laws and are specifically targeting a specific type of user.

This is like internet racism. This is like if McDonalds said they were going to give all fat people small fries when they ordered large fries because they are too fat and no matter how much food they make, the fat ass Americans will eat all of it. On top of all that, when this was all discovered and was still a pretty quiet story Comcast flatly denied that it was in any way true and went as far as issuing internal memos instructing people to deny it. It wasn’t until The Associated Press confirmed the findings and did a story about it that Comcast finally issued their BS little statement about managing their networks.

The FCC chairman Kevin Martin said yesterday in an unconfirmed email that he had 3 of the 3 votes necessary to punish Comcast for what they have done. The decision comes Friday.

So here is the bigger issue. Comcast finally decided to block users from accessing child porn distribution sites… yesterday. The US govt has been trying to get comcast to do this for some time and had to threaten legislative action in order to get them to comply…

I am astonished.

Comcast violates net neutrality laws to protect multi-billion dollar record companies and movie studios and to protect themselves from having to upgrade their network and actually offer the services they are being paid for. But when asked to step outside of Net Neutrality for a noble cause such as… NOT LETTING PEOPLE LOOK AT NAKED CHILDREN… they need to be threatened with legislative action first.

I am not a corporation hater. I do not have any bias towards corporations, which i accredit to Google for proving that corporations don’t have to suck blood from their customers. Those dumb kids with their poorly recorded, talentless music who do nothing but complain and say their plan for life is just to “not be part of the machine, maaan” are complete morons. Corporations represent the glory of our nation. They represent free market and free trade. Remember that these corporations and their founders were at one time normal people like us. Small businesses that did so well at what they do that they were able to corner the market and rapidly expand.

Corporations represent America’s free spirit, they represent the competition that makes this nation so great. Sadly, corporations like Comcast ruin that. They step on people, take advantage of people, lie to people and hurt people for money and success. Comcast has shown a complete bias and lack of care for its customers, they would violate net neutrality to protect their network but not to protect children who are being molested. Corporations like Comcast only serve to fan the flames of the young, unintelligent, anti-corporate agenda.

Companies like Enron, who caused the California power crisis for the sake of their stock price, led their company into the ground, then jumped ship before they could be affected too. Companies like Meryll Linch, Citigroup, and other major banks whose bloody hand prints were all over the Enron scandal but got away clean. These companies are ruining the nation. They caused the housing crisis, the recession (which I am sure everyone would love to blame the president for), the recent bank runs, etc.

So it goes both ways. Corporations are the life blood of the US and at the same time they are the west nile virus that runs through the veins.

So i guess all I am really trying to say is:

1.) Every Corporation needs to behave more like Google, inc.

2.) Every Comcast investor and executive LOVES to have sex with young children and i honestly wish harm upon the people involved in making these decisions, maybe not death, but harm. Because what they have done is wrong. They deliberately broke the law and lied to the American people and the government for money. But not just because I think that what they did was wrong but because they had a chance to help people. They had a chance to protect young children who were being molested and harassed. They had a chance to do the right thing and chose not to for no apparent reason. Because they have been fortunate enough to live in this great nation and take place in capitalism at its best and they are using the power for their own gain only. Because they have made it clear that they do not give a shit. They have no compassion, no scruples, no pride, no honor, no responsibility, no patriotism, no morality, no sense of right and wrong.

Because Comcast has proven that they do not care.

About you or anyone who isn’t them.

Including naked and molested children.

critoris

Posted by Critoris, filed under Main. Date: July 30, 2008, 1:54 pm | 3 Comments »

10  May
Burma!

this is pretty effed up. Now I know more people died in the 2004 tsunami (so far), but this cyclone seems to be a little more cruel. Burma is completely screwed and it isn’t to be blamed on the huge cyclone, the blame rests 100% on the heads of the State Peace and Development Council (SPDC). The SPDC used to be called the State Law and Order Restoration Council (SLORC) but changed their name after they killed enough people to taint it.

The SPDC is a military junta. They rule the nation of Burma through force and fear only. They held the first democratic national elections in over 30 years in the 90’s but the popular vote went to the National League for Democracy (NLD) by a landslide. The SPDC changed it’s mind and stayed in power. People protested all throughout Burma but the SPDC was quick to beat and imprison the people who were involved, including many of the NLD leaders. 

The SPDC constantly beats and imprisons people for little to no reason. This is the reason for all the “Free Burma” stickers and protests all over the world. The SPDC also changed the name of the country to Myanmar but most nations don’t recognize the SPDC as a government and still call it Burma. I call it Burma because i like to think somewhere the head of the SPDC cries every time someone says Burma…

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The SPDC is responsible for making several very bad mistakes in Burma. The most recent and obvious mistake being the allowance of the conversion of much of the countries coastal Mangrove forests in the Irrawaddy Delta into rice farms and fish farms. The mangrove forests along the coast are the best natural protection against a massive storm, especially in a delta full of shacks and poorly built townships.

The SPDC was warned by specialists over the past several years that if they continued to use the Irrawaddy Delta as their main source for food, while leaving it completely unprotected from coastal cyclones they would be sure to lose a staggering amount of lives as well as a large percentage of their food supply if a disaster were ever to hit the area. 

Well that disaster has hit. Cyclone Nargis hit the Irrawaddy Delta on Sunday morning and without the protective mangrove forests the cyclone pushed a wall of water 12 feet high about 25 miles inland through the main seven townships in the area. The UN has estimated somewhere between 80,000 and 100,000 deaths from the initial storm alone. The number can only grow larger as the Irrawaddy Delta played a huge role in supplying the nation with food. 

Then of course there are all the other issues. The World Health Organization has made a statement saying that there is a malaria outbreak in Burma and it is spreading quickly and infesting the waters that cover the damaged areas. The bodies of the dead are still in the water and many have yet to be found. This is only making things worse.

The US and most of the world have been enforcing strong economic sanctions against Burma for several years. The US refuses to back down until the military junta steps down and allows democratic elections to take place in an honest manner. This is sort of funny to me, only because we have been supporting Musharaff’s military junta in Pakistan for several years now.

The SPDC is very unhappy about the economic sanctions and they are using this disaster as a way to fight back. The SPDC does not care at all about the people in Burma, they have proved this over and over again since they overthrew the last military junta in 1988. The SPDC was very slow to allow foreign aid into the country. Everyone is trying to help but the SPDC is really not too interested. They have allowed some aid into the country and the military seized most of the food and supplies. The UN says they will send food and supplies anyway. Meanwhile the SPDC has been spending its time holding meetings to form a strategy to keep themselves in power despite the storm. 

Specialists say that somewhere between 1 and 2 million people have been left homeless and they have confirmed at least 25,000 people dead with another 60-80,000 missing. They are expecting famine and disease to hit the areas extremely heard over the next few months and they say that will only make the death toll grow larger.

Thanks, SPDC. Go fuck yourself.

BURMA!

Posted by Critoris, filed under Main. Date: May 10, 2008, 4:08 pm | 3 Comments »

10  May
60 states

I am not saying this makes him a moron, I am sure he is just tired or something but Barack Obama definitely said he had visited 57 states during his campaign but wasn’t able to visit Alaska or Hawaii and had one state left to visit. So there are apparently a total of 60 states.

This is nothing to discredit him from the presidential office, I just think it is funny. I wasn’t going to vote for that pile of shit anyway. I am not voting for any of those piles of shit, period. McCain either, that guy is like a billion years old and he can’t wait to go to war with another middle eastern country. 

I am also really hoping Hillary loses because seeing her cry on TV during the campaign was priceless. I love watching Hillary cry, it makes me feel good inside… shit, does that make me a bad person? actually, I dont think I care.

Posted by Critoris, filed under Main. Date: May 10, 2008, 3:08 pm | No Comments »

Wayne bent aka Michael Travesser as I am sure you already know is the second coming of Christ. Yes, the messiah was spoken into him and now he needs to seal the deal. Obviously this involves “planting his seed” in seven women or wives because Isaiah 4:1 says “And in that day seven men will take hold of one man…”

So naturally Michael Travesser decided that two of his young virgin followers had to be two of the seven wives, you know for the second coming. There father did not approve and they left the church but one of the young virgins ran away and went back to the church. He told them the only way to be truly married to God was to be naked before him… or his son who just happens to be Michael Travesser.

In a video on his website he says sleeping with his followers or “filling them with his righteousness” is a sacrifice. he says he has sacrificed everything. he had to sleep with his sons wife because she is one of the seven.

I am not making this up, he admits all of this in a video on his website. he says that he didnt have sex with the girls but if you watch the video they are definitely heavy on the religious sexual references. this is a disgusting video and a disgusting man but i have to admit i laughed all the way through the video.

i couldn’t help it, it was full of awesome innuendo like:

“when he planted his seed in me i knew i would never be the same again”

“he filled me with his righteousness”

“he just came down on me with his righteousness”

“he fucked the shit out of me”

i shit you not… ok i made up the last one but the others are real. the father of the runaway virgin called the police and they went in and took three young girls from the camp. Michael says they were “kidnapped” and of course it is a sign that he is going to be persecuted like Christ. A couple days later, after questioning the girls the police raided the compound and arrested Michael Travesser on sexual molestation charges.

pretty sweet. so my question is: is this our next mass suicide story?

There was Jonestown where Jim Jones convinced almost 1,000 people to kill themselves and their children, even infants. there was heavens gate in northern san diego who all put on some sweet nike jumpsuits and sneakers and killed themselves. luckily the hale-bopp comet was passing by and there was a spaceship behind it and it picked them up and took them away from dreadful earth. happy ending.

so how long before this group puts poison in some kind of instant drink? will they have sweet jumpsuits? if not, i gotta say why bother? i mean, go big or go home. money isn’t an option here, its not like you will be here to feel the monetary pressure for buying 100 nike jumpsuits and some cool sneakers.

the guy is a piece of shit, and the followers are tragically mislead and deceived. 

check out the site and the video if you can stomach it.
“http://strongcity.info”

here is a national geographic video of him talking about sleeping naked with children. enjoy.

“http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/series/inside/3401/Photos#tab-Videos/05168_00″

Posted by Critoris, filed under Main. Date: May 9, 2008, 3:18 am | 3 Comments »

I don’t know how I found out about this. I think Dougerus originally mentioned it. Apparently it costs only $500 to be put on the mayoral election ballot in the great city of La Mesa, CA where I live. Today I decided to see what the mayor actually did.

Now, I know what my mayor actually does. Art Madrid was recently found drunk and in a pool of his own vomit on a La Mesa street. His car was parked nearby with a female city employee who was also drunk and was passed out in the driver seat of his car with the door open. The policemen who found them simply drove them both home. No charges, obviously. People asked him to resign and he said “Hell no, you hear me?” i swear to god that is a direct quote.

I downloaded some city agenda PDFs today and they are amazing. Mostly about how there are too many potholes and of course the treacherous shrubs that crowd the beautiful La Mesa sidewalks. I thought for a second the next topic would be something concerning “those damned kids and their skateboards”.

I know i won’t win the election. there are only 50,000 or so people in La Mesa, I’m sure most of them are over the age of 8 million and won’t like the idea of some damned kid running their glorious city. but i asked a few people today and almost none of them could tell me the name of their mayor. I didn’t know who Art Madrid was until i heard about how huge a piece of shit he was.

It reminds me of Marion Barry, the mayor of Washington D.C. He was caught on tape smoking crack in a hotel room with a woman and buying a briefcase of cocaine. He was forced to step down as mayor and he was sentenced to six months in prison. he said “Ill be goddamn. Bitch set me up.” He ran for re-election four years later and won. He served another full term as mayor.

I have decided that the mayoral position is a complete joke and that i should probably take part in it because it is pretty damn funny.

I haven’t officially decided to run yet but I am hard pressed to find a reason i shouldn’t. Hell i might even make a commercial.

Critoris for mayor.

Posted by Critoris, filed under Main. Date: May 7, 2008, 8:06 pm | 3 Comments »

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